As ordinary I was minding my own business and trying to be a serious film maker, when I was rudely interrupted from "The craft" and coercive to indulge in the almost any shameful shenanigans imaginable! Yep, one time another time, my bondman driver of a wife, Lara, demanded that not solely have to I create a cinematic masterpiece but too stuff my jock into Amirah's constricted butt! To be frank, I hit the roof, "How can I be expected to produce a work of art, when u always insist on me dropping my trousers and getting my shlong out?" I protested. "Just shut your large face hole and receive yer pecker out! U can give me a work of art with your 10-Pounder jammed up Amirah's bum; in any case, a chimp would do a more excellent job on web camera than u do!" yelled Lara. I was mortified at her suggestion that I was no more good than a facile, cuddly, primate at the art of filming. yep I know they can ride bikes and are expert at moving pianos, but can a chimp do a White Balance? In Any Case its paws would be far likewise large to operate the little buttons on the camcorder and in any case who still thinks dungarees are in fashion? With that I stamped my foot, slammed down the camera and did as this babe demanded. I thought to myself, "I will have words with that woman later on, chimp really!" Strangely, after getting an eyeful of Amirah's sweet bum, I not ever got around to it!