Well, my brethren, one time another time Christmas and Recent Year are upon us. This is the time we all reflect on the past year and give thanks for what we have received and look forward to a bountiful forthcoming year! Members of jimslip.com will shout, "Hallelujah, Praise the Lord!" as they celebrate the fact that I have survived yet some other year of being humiliated and used by some of the almost all gorgeous beauties on Earth. I get to admit, I am now a physical wreck! The gals have really pummelled me flat this year and even as I write, I am in the hands of 2 very talented Vietnamese masseurs, kneading out the knots and brawny injuries incurred by a year of brutality at the hands of those monsters! In my day, gals were recent, shy and retiring, even, if I may be so ballsy, "Fragrant!" Nowadays, those juvenile girls behave like crazed Dervishes, showing not an ounce of shame at their disgraceful antics! Luckily, I always have on hand a bottle of smelling salts, that on many occasions my wife, Lara Latex, has been compulsory to administer when I have been close to fainting from the shock of witnessing some recent shocking and shameful action of gross licentiousness on the part of those demons! In Any Case, in keeping with the spirit of Christmas this week we have for u the almost any gorgeous and cute Tracy Gold, who will as a mark of respect, relates the story of Christmas in her own peculiar way! May I take this opportunity on behalf of myself and my wife Lara Latex, to crave u all a Cheerful Christmas and a worthy Fresh Year!