I get to admit, u lot our there make even a person like me blush. This week, hailing from Newcastle, we have the admirable Scarlett. That Babe had written in, aided and abetted by her boyfriend, to be on, "Jim Slide's Stars in your Eyes". This is where cuties, with my aid, live out their ultimate fantasy. Well, Scarlett's ultimate fantasy, was to suit as a complete bitch and receive drilled by moi! U will smile as that babe relates the story of how her boyfriend made her costume up as a wench and stand outside a chip shop, "Touting for trade", while this guy observed from the shadows, wearing a couple of night-vision goggles and a dee-stalkers hat! In Any Case, this babe brushed up well as a, "Street-floozy", but unbeknown to me, Scarlett had one more trick up her sleeve, or rather up my sleeve as it happened, namely that babe was a fan of the ancient art of, "Fisting". As u know, I am considered to be, "The prude of porn" so the very term shocked me to my core. Even Lara, stumbled back in horror! So u likewise, will be hiding behind your sofas, as u watch the spectacle unfold!