This week we're back in the UK with a Lara lookalike! Paige arrived and I had to take a double take, as it appeared that my medication was playing tricks with me once more. In Any Case, Paige clothed up in heels, seamed nylons and a floral suit, in the mode of what your mother would describe as, "What a admirable beauty and what colour coordination". Well, how wrong your mother would be, coz lurking beneath that lovely exterior was a WANTON FLOOZY with completely NO SHAME! Yep, your mother would be reaching for her smelling salts, if that babe were witness to even one second of Paige's disgraceful behaviour. In fact this babe had ME reaching for my smelling salts, mind u anyone in seamed nylons has me in need of sedation and don't begin me on the combo of seamed nylons and high heels!