This week I had my birthday. Some chaps acquire socks, others acquire aftershave, but Jim Slide acquires a tasy bird delivered to his door. Clad in mini-kilt and over knee socks and a complete, All American "college cutie" look, Chanel arrived at my place and was gagging for some sexy, kitchen/ diner act, which makes a change from the bed which is in for repair at the pont of time. The IKEA robot daybed tester is unable to put the sofas throughout the rigourous pummelling that merely I, Jim Slide, can put 'em throughout and so it had collapsed! In Any Case, we got str8 down to it and the 1st thing I did was plunge my hand into her constricted knickers and from then on I had no choice but to ravage her on the spot!