I was about to jog over to class when Mr. Poundersnatch asked me to hold a cigarette for a second. I thought that guy would be right back but this guy took forever and Tutor Chibbles caught me holding it. It looked so bad and this chab didn't make no doubt of me when I said him what happened. I was about to receive detention but I slammed him against the lockers and got on my knees. I pulled out his schlong and started to take up with the tongue it up and down. This Guy was speechless and I was not getting detention ha-ha-ha. Does this work for anything?